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Delayed Response T-Shirt

Delayed Response T-Shirt

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Thought Process Detour T-Shirt

Thought Process Detour T-Shirt

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Function Technically T-Shirt

Function Technically T-Shirt

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Task Starting Final Boss T-Shirt

Task Starting Final Boss T-Shirt

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Errands Extreme Sport T-Shirt

Errands Extreme Sport T-Shirt

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ASKED THEM TO GET DRESSED. 45 MINUTES AGO.

ASKED THEM TO GET DRESSED. 45 MINUTES AGO.

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ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE ROUTINE AND I MAY NEED THE ROUTINE

ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE ROUTINE AND I MAY NEED THE ROUTINE

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EVERYBODY HAS SHOES. LET’S GO.

EVERYBODY HAS SHOES. LET’S GO.

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PARENTING: NOW WITH EXTRA EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS

PARENTING: NOW WITH EXTRA EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS

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PACKED THE SNACKS. FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE.

PACKED THE SNACKS. FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE.

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WE LEFT THE HOUSE. AWARD PENDING.

WE LEFT THE HOUSE. AWARD PENDING.

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SORRY I'M LATE. TIME IS CONCEPTUAL.

SORRY I'M LATE. TIME IS CONCEPTUAL.

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ATTENTION ALLOCATION SERVICE — DEGRADED PERFORMANCE

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ATTENTION DEPARTMENT HAS LEFT THE PREMISES

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AUDIO CONNECTION: EXCELLENT / VISUAL CONNECTION: OPTIONAL

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