Dopamine Transit Authority

I NOTICED THE PATTERN. UNFORTUNATELY, NOW IT’S MY JOB.

YOU SAW RANDOM DETAILS. I SAW AN INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECT.

DEPARTMENT OF NOTICING THINGS EVERYONE ELSE WALKED PAST

ROTATIONAL ACTIVITY DEPARTMENT — DO NOT INTERRUP

YES, I’VE BEEN WATCHING IT SPIN. NO, I’M NOT DONE.

IF IT SPINS, I HAVE PLANS FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES

TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE DUE TO ONE EXTREMELY SPECIFIC THING

I’LL BE WITH YOU AFTER I BECOME AN UNLICENSED EXPERT

EXPECTED DURATION: 20 MINUTES / ACTUAL DURATION: SUNRISE

CASUAL INTEREST ESCALATED TO FULL INVESTIGATION

DO NOT DISTURB — ACCIDENTAL MASTER’S DEGREE IN PROGRESS